I didn't know anywhere else to post this....
But I thought it might get a chuckle.
Dungeon Crawling
By P. Christian
Sung to the tune of "London Calling', by Joe Strummer, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Topper Headon
Dungeon crawling in the deep underground
A ten by ten room, and steps leading down
Dungeon crawling in the underworld
Come out of the darkness, you orc boys and girls
Dungeon crawling, the party will cuss
The trapfinding rogue has bitten the dust
Dungeon crawling, with a greatsword to swing
Loppin' off heads like they don't mean a thing
The dragon is coming, the game's at an end.
Hit points are low, our chances grow thin
Used all my magic but I have no fear
Cos Dungeon is endin' I...have the treasure
Dungeon crawling to the brain eater zone
Forget it brother, you can go it alone
Dungeon crawling with the zombies of death
Turn undead and fight for your breath
Dungeon crawling and I don't wanna shout
But while we were fighting I saw you runnin' out
Dungeon crawling, attack by surprise
Look out for that thing with the tentacle eyes
The dragon is coming, the game's at an end.
The fighter is down, our chances grow thin
A tactical error but I have no fear
Cos Dungeon is endin' I...have the treasure
The dragon is coming, the game's at an end.
The fighter is down, our chances grow thin
A tactical error but I have no fear
Cos Dungeon is endin' I...have the treasure
Now get this
Dungeon crawling, yes I was there too
An' you know what they said - well some of it was true!
Dungeon crawling for loot by the pile
I made level ten, won't you give me a smile?
Dungeon crawling...
I never felt so much a' like a like a like a..
Anybody know a bard?
You know... whatever.
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