I have failed you all.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:36 am
With great shame and despair I now shuffle before you a broken and failed DCCRPG Master. On this day let it be known that I Gameogre DCCRPG Master for the most devious and dastardly group of slayers now known as the Slayers Six, failed you all and let not one but three of those magnificent fools reach the 10th Level.
As if that shame was not enough, Though the rest of the party died horrible deaths beyond imagination, Two of them survived and killed the God Loki and became Demi-Gods in their own right.
It is with terrible dread and suffering that I come before you with this news.
I would only like to point out that I have slain hundreds if not thousands of them and although yes, these few managed to somehow against all odds, fall through the cracks, it was only last week that they had a full party wipe with over a dozen characters from 3-6th level, The backup team/army sent to bolster their main ranks.
Also remember I have been running DCCRPG for years now! Years I tell you! Years with nothing but character sheets littering the ground like the aftermath of tornadoes or even hurricanes!
I have had players cry! Once one even ran from the house burning his character sheet screaming "you shale not have him!". I used to keep a special binder with a list of every character death in the game in it! It was a HUGE binder! Until some dastardly thief stole it and actually buried in in the back yard!
I will not beg! I am a Titan of DCCRPG Death! My Stories all come from the Grave! My dice, like Deaths own Sickle! My Monsters, like the very Kraken itself!
I WILL NOT.....
bah, guess you can't win em all.
Grats to those magnificent bastards. I almost had them at the last minute to. If the ninth level Warrior had not sacrificed himself holding the door for the rest, they never would have made it.
At least now, we get to start it all over again.
It's Funnel time!
As if that shame was not enough, Though the rest of the party died horrible deaths beyond imagination, Two of them survived and killed the God Loki and became Demi-Gods in their own right.
It is with terrible dread and suffering that I come before you with this news.
I would only like to point out that I have slain hundreds if not thousands of them and although yes, these few managed to somehow against all odds, fall through the cracks, it was only last week that they had a full party wipe with over a dozen characters from 3-6th level, The backup team/army sent to bolster their main ranks.
Also remember I have been running DCCRPG for years now! Years I tell you! Years with nothing but character sheets littering the ground like the aftermath of tornadoes or even hurricanes!
I have had players cry! Once one even ran from the house burning his character sheet screaming "you shale not have him!". I used to keep a special binder with a list of every character death in the game in it! It was a HUGE binder! Until some dastardly thief stole it and actually buried in in the back yard!
I will not beg! I am a Titan of DCCRPG Death! My Stories all come from the Grave! My dice, like Deaths own Sickle! My Monsters, like the very Kraken itself!
I WILL NOT.....
bah, guess you can't win em all.
Grats to those magnificent bastards. I almost had them at the last minute to. If the ninth level Warrior had not sacrificed himself holding the door for the rest, they never would have made it.
At least now, we get to start it all over again.
It's Funnel time!