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There is no way I am not getting in on this action:

The Dungeon’s Gonna Getcha

(Adapted from The Little Orphan Annie by James Whitcomb Riley)

DJ Creature Feature’s been hired for the Games.
To kill a bunch of Crawlers and give out gold and Fame.
To poison every door knob and trap each treasure chest
so the NAE can find out which Xcrawl team’s the best.
So you’d better bring your A game and pick your spells with care,
and get the bestest cleric who can save you from despair.
And you just may discover what the Xcrawl’s all about
cause the Dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!

Once there was a specialist who thought she was immune.
to toxic gas and arrow traps and all Exploding Runes.
The wizard heard her holler and the cleric heard her fall,
but when the smoke and flash died down,
she wasn't there at all!
They searched all through the break rooms
and every corridor
but all they ever found was a black stain on the floor.
They divvied up her treasure; they were left without a doubt
that the Dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!


Once there was a cleric who was stingy with his spells
and he hid behind the fighter but refused to cure his ills.
And once when there were lizard men and every one was down,
he kept his potions to himself and let a halfling drown.
And just as he turned on his heels to find a No Go door,
a Troll ripped out his jugular; the cleric was no more.
That troll made the highlight reel and earned endorsement clout,
and the dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!


When the action gets hairy,
and the blood runs red
and the giants aren’t dying but your ranger’s half-dead:
you better share the Mojo and keep your instincts clean
and double check for traps and sometimes take one for the team
Cause the zombies and the ogres just might set your team to rout,
and the Dungeon’s gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!!


Ka Blau!

Brendan


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Wow this thing just done took off ain't it? Well I gotta keep it going, I came up with this one this morning. DJ La Boss needs to hire a local band and have them do covers of all the songs we come up with and then put out an XCrawl Greatest Hits Album. :) It's an idea for a new product :) Well here is the next the installment, enjoy!

To Earn Respect

Artist: Papa Roach
Song: To Be Loved

Listen up, stop the trap and lock it out
Fight is on, we wanna hear them scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
We came to this town to get some fragin respect
taking it down to the last dungeon level
you better be ready, to test your magic and your metal
taking it down to the last dungeon level
you better be ready, to test your magic and your metal

Go!!

Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!
Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!

You’ll cast domination
We won't fall to submission
Then we’ll all be resting
In the next break room
We’ve got one confession
We love Sub-Cheiftan!
We’ve got a new sub to start
It’s all chopped up and we’ll tear it apart

Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!
Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!

We’ll cast regeneration
Can’t resist the temptation
And there is no question
You’ll see the connection
I’m gonna rip out your heart
and shatter your skull
With one quick slice
You’ll be on your back and left on ice.

Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!
Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!

Get that orc! Tear it up and kill it slow!
Carry on; We’re stronger than you’ll ever know
That’s the deal; we’ll get great respect
They’re gonna get charged
You better watch your frackin neck

Get that orc! Tear it up and kill it slow!
Carry on; We’re stronger than you’ll ever know
That’s the deal; we’ll get great respect
They‘re gonna get charged
You better watch your frackin neck

Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!
Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!

Whoa we'll never give in
Whoa we'll never give up
Whoa we'll never give in
And we just want all your, want all your respect!

Reverend Allan Hoffman

The Rules of Gaming:

1. Munchies are essential to gameplay.
2. DMs often accept bribes.
3. If it looks like it can eat the party whole...it probably can.
4. If it looks like #3 and appears hungry...RUN!
5. Never escalate a friendly game into thermonuclear war.
6. No plot survives contact with the PCs


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:39 pm 
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This came to me as I was trying to get to sleep last night:

Wish I Could Heal

(Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here)

Though
Though I know I can tell
What's trapped with a spell
safe chest from pain
I can snatch a lone hair
from a demon's tail
my Reflex can't fail
Yes I know I can tell
But I'd certainly trade
To destroy some ghosts
with the faith I could wield
Trapsense for a cool shield
Hit points for a change
I would exchange
a walk-on part at the door
for a lead role with domains

How I wish
How I wish I could heal
I'm just
a well-trained rogue gettin' filled with holes
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
Back to town
The same old spiel
Wish I could heal

(long mandolin solo)

How I wish
How I wish I could heal
I'm just
a well-trained rogue gettin' filled with holes
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
Back to town
The same old spiel
Wish I could heal

VERY cool thread!

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With apologies to Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, and Tommy ...

"X-Crawl Bop"

Hey, ho, let's go
Hey, ho, let's go

They're drawing all their great swords
They're memorizing all their power words
Move Silently means they aren't heard
The X-Crawl Bop

They're turning all the undead
Monsters radiating fear and dread
But Will Save means they haven't fled
The X-Crawl Bop

Hey ho, let's go
Shoot 'em with a crossbow
Make sure to flank your foe
d20 in hand and ready to roll!

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Ok this is starting to get out of hand, I heard this song while I was dreaming!!! Hope you all like it! More to come I'm sure.

Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes

Artist: George Jones
Song: Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes

You know the great games are full of crawlers
But just a few are chosen
To tear your heart out when they win
Imagine life without them
All your, XCrawl heroes
Like The Outlaws, The Deep Walkers, or Jersey's Dream

No, there will never be another
Jose Vila Lobos
A Cudgel Up or Memphis Crawl XVII
All the Grells from Nashville
Or a vicious surprise attack
Gods I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna stand that tall
Who's gonna play the arena
And the Duke’s Annual Ball
Who's gonna give their heart and soul
To fight for me and you
Gods I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Gods bless that girl in Memphis
Goblin dancers and her death traps
None to soon she left those teams in tears
She tore up the Duungon Gangsta’s
Old Oni, Nick, and Studster
And their crys of pain still echoes through your ears

You know the heart of the XCrawl Games
Still beats in the Emperor
You can tell when he holds the Emperor’s Cup
Old Jose, Jim, and Lefty
Why I can feel them right here with me
On this winners platform standing through the night

Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna stand that tall
Who's gonna play the arena
And the Duke’s Annual Ball
Who's gonna give their heart and soul
To fight for me and you
God’s I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Reverend Allan Hoffman

The Drow do not live in a Matriarchy.
They live in a Psycho-b!tchiarchy.
Look at their patron deity, Lolth.
Lolth is a crazy teenage girl who really hates the funny feelings that boys give her so she beats them, devours them, and then cries about why no one wants to talk to her.
Sometimes she want's to be nice, but she just can't give up that 'necro-goth' spasm-anger image she worked so hard to build.
She wants to go to the prom, but everyone will make fun of her, so she'll just light their houses on fire and kill their babies instead.
Her hair is black this week, blue next week, and shaved clean off the week after that.
All the while, she's killing everyone who looks at her, everyone who ignores her, everyone who worships her, and everyone who forsakes her.
She's practically a goth cheerleader.


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Well by my count that makes 12 songs so far, 5 or 6 more and we got an album!! :lol:

Track 1 Trapped in the Dungeon with You
Track 2 Spell Reaver
Track 3 X-Crawl Bop
Track 4 Thunderfoot the Halfling
Track 5 The Wall of Fire
Track 6 Wish I Could Heal
Track 7 Kobolds in the Jar
Track 8 DJ Black Heart This Way Comes (read to dramatic music)
Track 9 Fame
Track 10 The Dungeon’s Gonna Getcha
Track 11 To Earn Respect
Track 12 Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes

Reverend Allan Hoffman

To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.


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rattrap2474 wrote:
Well by my count that makes 12 songs so far, 5 or 6 more and we got an album!! :lol:

Track 1 Trapped in the Dungeon with You
Track 2 Spell Reaver
Track 3 X-Crawl Bop
Track 4 Thunderfoot the Halfling
Track 5 The Wall of Fire
Track 6 Wish I Could Heal
Track 7 Kobolds in the Jar
Track 8 DJ Black Heart This Way Comes (read to dramatic music)
Track 9 Fame
Track 10 The Dungeon’s Gonna Getcha
Track 11 To Earn Respect
Track 12 Who’s Gonna Fill Their Shoes

Reverend Allan Hoffman

To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.


the worst part is i have like 10 more almost ready to go. you do realize we have just started a new genre of filk don't you! :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:29 pm 
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DJ LaBoss wrote:
There is no way I am not getting in on this action:

The Dungeon’s Gonna Getcha

(Adapted from The Little Orphan Annie by James Whitcomb Riley)

DJ Creature Feature’s been hired for the Games.
To kill a bunch of Crawlers and give out gold and Fame.
To poison every door knob and trap each treasure chest
so the NAE can find out which Xcrawl team’s the best.
So you’d better bring your A game and pick your spells with care,
and get the bestest cleric who can save you from despair.
And you just may discover what the Xcrawl’s all about
cause the Dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!

Once there was a specialist who thought she was immune.
to toxic gas and arrow traps and all Exploding Runes.
The wizard heard her holler and the cleric heard her fall,
but when the smoke and flash died down,
she wasn't there at all!
They searched all through the break rooms
and every corridor
but all they ever found was a black stain on the floor.
They divvied up her treasure; they were left without a doubt
that the Dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!


Once there was a cleric who was stingy with his spells
and he hid behind the fighter but refused to cure his ills.
And once when there were lizard men and every one was down,
he kept his potions to himself and let a halfling drown.
And just as he turned on his heels to find a No Go door,
a Troll ripped out his jugular; the cleric was no more.
That troll made the highlight reel and earned endorsement clout,
and the dungeons gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!


When the action gets hairy,
and the blood runs red
and the giants aren’t dying but your ranger’s half-dead:
you better share the Mojo and keep your instincts clean
and double check for traps and sometimes take one for the team
Cause the zombies and the ogres just might set your team to rout,
and the Dungeon’s gonna getcha if ya don't watch out!!!


Ka Blau!

Brendan


nice! :D

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:45 pm 
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Filking in a new catagory, sounds good to me. 10 more almost ready? Post 'em Post 'em! I've got a file with a copy of all the songs sop far and I'll just let it keep getting bigger.


Reverend Allan Hoffman


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I cheated a little on the rhyme scheme, I admit it.

Figured I'd let everyone else fill in the audience jeers rather than making some up myself.

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Science Fiction/Double Feature

NARRATOR:
Well Chalychia died
But that didn’t halt her stride
And the Crypt was damn good time

And Myrkjartan was there
in silver, but beware!
‘Cause Sunscratch had ahold of his mind

And something went wrong
for falsoom and for Law
They got changed by ol’ Cadixtat’s hand

Then our poor fevered brains
Got word from Goodman Games
And this is how the message ran:

The Fourth Gen Con
Open Tourney
If you play
bring a gurney
See goblins fighting
Hapless heroes
Sure hope that round two
Ain’t level zero
Oh-oh at the late night
Open Tourney
Dungeon Crawl

They knew they had big problems
when those damn goblins
Took Teomon up to the keep

And things really got rough
when the heroes so tough
Fought a thingee that looked oozy with reach

Sezrakan left some cards
But library guards
Cast shillelagh and made you weep

But if the starts did align,
and if your team got inside
You save your master but set Gazihmon free, in the:

The Fourth Gen Con
Open Tourney
If you play
Bring a gurney
See plant-things fighting
all your PCs
Sure wish that round three
Might be easy
Oh-oh at the late night
Open Tourney
Dungeon Crawl
We’ll kill you all

oh-oh, in the late night
Open Tourney
Dungeon Crawl
Just quit don’t stall

oh-oh
at the late night
Open Tourney
Dungeon Crawl
In the wrong hall

Yes the late night
Open Tourney
Dungeon Crawl

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Ok haven't seen anything on hear for a while. SO here's a new one, it don't even need any filking to make it perfect for XCrawl, we use it as the XCrawl theam song.

Artist: Salivia
Song: Ladies and Gentelmen

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

woa
Do you want it?
woa
Do you need it?
woa
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing

Hold tight cause the show is not over
If you will please move in closer
You're about to be bowled over
By the wonders you’re about to behold here

Welcome to the show (welcome to the show)
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
ladies and gentlemen

boom
Do you want it?
boom
Do you need it?
boom
Let me hear it

Welcome to the show (Welcome to the show)
We're glad you came along (We're glad you came along)
Please come inside
Ladies and gentlemen

Boom
Do you want it?
Boom
Do you need it?
Boom
Let me hear it
Ladies and gentlemen
(4 times)


Reverend Allan Hoffman
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Hip!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:59 pm 
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These are utterly hilarious! I would love to get a CD of these songs to mix in with the soundtrack I usually use for playing XCrawl with my friends. They probably wouldn't catch it right at first, but wow, the looks on their faces, and the time they will loose from wanting to hear the whole song. LOL!!! :twisted: I am such an evil GM - LOL!!!


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XCrawl Hall
My apologies to DR Hook and the Medicine band (Freakers Hall)
Original Lyrics found at: http://www.getlyrics.com/

Well there's gonna be an XCrawl
Tonight at the XCrawl hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your helmets and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the XCrawl

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
get your picks to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're going to the XCrawl

Where all the fighters and the wizards they're boogyin' together
The nature freaks are in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and barbarians too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The bards are dancing with the flunkies
All the rogues, are swinging with the junkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're going to the XCrawl
Yall, We're going to the XCrawl

Everybody's high-fiving each other
Monk with Wizard, Rogue with Fighter
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the XCrawl

Pass that sword please and pour the wine
I'll kill yours if you'll kill mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're going to the XCrawl

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necromancers looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and barbarians too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

all the monsters fallin' in batches
Pyromancers are striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
I'm going to the XCrawl
Y'all, I'm going to the XCrawl


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I really didn't have to change much to make this work, enjoy.

Artist: Rev Theroy
Song: Hell Yeah

Do you feel that
You better hold on
This ones about to get ugly
Hahahaha

Season ten hell bent I'm in heaven tonight
Sixth seed win scene playin out in my mind
One look I'm hooked for the runnin'
Wrapped up my heart started pumpin'
Are you ready for the best damn ride of your life?

Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now

Get ready to go we aint movin' slow
We’re takin' control
Pushin' the fighter through the door
We’re beggin' for more
You better hold on tight

Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey

Got a taste, gotta say I'm a junkie for life
You fuel my fire and adrenaline high
Our need for speed's got me runnin'
One hit crowd screams keep it comin'
Are you ready for the best damn ride of your life?

Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now

Get ready to go we aint movin' slow
We’re takin' control
Pushin' the fighter through the door
We’re beggin' for more
You better hold on tight

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Almost home!

Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey (come on! )
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Yeahhhhhhh

Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH" (hell yeah)
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now (right now)
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Stand up right now
Get ready to go we aint movin' slow
We’re takin' control
Pushin' the fighter through the door
We’re beggin' for more
You better hold on tight
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
Give me a "HELL" give me a "YEAH"
(Hey)
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey

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I had an idea for all these "Greatest Hits." Is there any way that we could see them pulished? Maybe one per book/module? It would give lots of credit to the fan base, increase fan loyalty, and show the world how creative the fans are. Just a thought!

Oh well. Here is my latest. I didn't have to change to much. I wonder what it would take to get Katy Perry to dress up like Oni and sing it for a video for all of us XCrawl fans - LOL!!!


I Picked a Lock (Oni’s First Lockpick)
Many apologies to Katy Perry, and everyone involved with the song: I Kissed a Girl

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, sword in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try to pick it
I'm curious for it
Caught my attention

I picked a lock and I liked it
The sound of a click
I picked a lock just to try it
I hope the gods don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a thief tonight
I picked a lock and I liked it
I liked it

No, I didn't know it’s trapped
It doesn't matter,
It’s my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I picked a lock and I liked it
The sound of a click
I picked a lock just to try it
I hope the gods don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a thief tonight
I picked a lock and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so agile
Hard wood, brass hinge, so pickable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I picked a lock and I liked it
The sound of a click
I picked a lock just to try it
I hope the gods don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm a thief tonight
I picked a lock and I liked it
I liked it


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:lol: These are hilarious!!! :lol:
Thank you for this. Very creative work.
It really brightened my day when I read these.

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I Wanna be a Crawl Star

Song: I wanna be a Rock Star
Artist: Nickleback

I'm through with standing in line
To crawls I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the tier
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can run X Crawl in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of magic swords
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Oni and
James Green is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be X Crawl stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every X Crawl groupie
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a Crawl star
Hey hey I wanna be a Crawl star

I wanna be great like the elves without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla uh huh)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Emperor's mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be X Crawl stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every X Crawl groupie
With her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a potion dealer on speed dial, well

Hey hey I wanna be a Crawl star

I'm gonna do those moves
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my potions from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up crawlers charting all my moves
practice 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

'Cause we all just wanna be X Crawl stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every X Crawl groupie
With her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a potion dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a Crawl star
Hey hey I wanna be a Crawl star


Remember that guy your mom told you to watch out for? Yeah that's me.

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 Post subject: Re: Xcrawl's Greatest Hits
PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:37 pm 
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Now THATs a classic!

Thanks Al!


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 Post subject: Re: Xcrawl's Greatest Hits
PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:18 am 
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Hi All,

I got the chance to experiment with a few songs, and create a wonderful atmosphere in a dungeon. The DJ I created was DJ Casey Kaysome, a DJ with a twisted sense of humor, and a real knack for finding songs that fit each room of the dungeon. Here are a few of the rooms and songs he created for the dungeon.

Artist – Song – Room or Challenge
Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting – 3-2nd Level Kobold Monks, and 1-4th Level Kobold Monk.
Camera Obscura – Let’s Go Bowling – The characters find themselves used as pins in a bowling alley. Balls are being thrown by Orc Fighters dressed as ‘50’s Greasers. The characters must them slip and slide down the 60' length of the alley to the "greasers" to engage them in combat.
Bobby Darin – Splish Splash – One lucky character has to give a goblin toddler a bath.
Brave Combo – Hokey Pokey – The characters must round up a bunch of zombies, and get them back in their coffins while the zombies keep trying to escape.
John Denver – Grandma’s Feather Bed – Pillow fight with a bunch of orc fighters, knocking them off a huge feather bed.
Chicago – Look Away – A fight against a Medusa (The one from DungeonCrawl Brooklyn).
Weird Al Yankovic – Eat It (or any other of his “food songs”) – 1 character must participate in an eating contest.
The Animals – We Gotta Get Outta This Place – As they are running for the exit of the dungeon

We had more laughs that game, and everyone really enjoyed the dungeon. We also got to introduce Xcrawl to a whole store full of people! It was an "extreme" success for the Extreme Dungeon Crawl League!

Dave Amberson
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 Post subject: Re: Xcrawl's Greatest Hits
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:37 pm 
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Yet another song that really doesn't need to be changed for the XCrawl. I see this as DJ Devastator's intro music as he is hell bent on revenge against all the XCrawlers.

Song:: You're Goin' Down
Artist: Sick Puppies
Youtube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2bohKix ... 3&index=28

Define your meanin' of war
To me it's what we do when we're bored
I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop
And it makes me want it more

Because I'm hyped up, outta control
If it's a fight I'm ready to go
I wouldn't put my money on the other guy
If you know what I know oughta know

It's been a long time comin'
And the tables' turned around
'Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down

I'm not runnin'
It's a little different now
'Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down

Define your meanin' of fun
To me it's when we’re getting it done
I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop
And so get ready for another one

Let's take a trip down memory lane
The words circulate in my brain
You can treat this like another all the same
But don't cry like a bitch when you feel the pain

It's been a long time coming
And the tables' turned around
'Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down

I'm not runnin'
It's a little different now
'Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down

This is hardly worth fightin' for
But it's the little petty sh*t that I can't ignore
With my fist hits your face
And your face on the floor

It'll be a long time comin'
But you got the message now
'Cause I was never goin'
Yeah, you're the one that's goin' down

One of us is going down
I'm not runnin'
It's a little different now
'Cause one of us is goin'
One of us is goin' down
One of us is goin' down, down, down

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