Trash talkin' at the table
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- Deft-Handed Cutpurse
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Trash talkin' at the table
Do you guys ever talk trash right before you throw down on some dice?
"Your so weak, your strength check bounced."
"Your so weak, your strength check bounced."
Roll for initiative!!!
- Jengenritz
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I sometimes have the bad guys talk trash if it's in their character.
The only time I ever smacktalk at the table is when someone playing a druid. Damn I hate druids...100,000 summoned animals just slow down a damn game.
The only time I ever smacktalk at the table is when someone playing a druid. Damn I hate druids...100,000 summoned animals just slow down a damn game.
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Those flower sniffing, tree hugging, Ent kissing, bear loving, hippy bastards!Jengenritz wrote: The only time I ever smacktalk at the table is when someone playing a druid. Damn I hate druids...100,000 summoned animals just slow down a damn game.
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Thank you!Those flower sniffing, tree hugging, Ent kissing, bear loving, hippy bastards!
Good friend of mine (known to visit this board from time to time) once simultaneously showed me why druids kicked ass and why they're not fun for anyone but the guy playing the druid.
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- Jengenritz
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True story: my buds in Tucson played XCrawl for quite a while. I was visiting, so they invited me to play. They were high level, so I played a minotaur fighter (Bovus Bellicus) and sunk all my cash into a +2 adamantine heavy mace I dubbed Disaster. I also had all the Sunder feats, as well as the tactical feat that lets you sunder and keep on smashing with one attack.
I hook up with their characters, carefully grown and with all kinds of cool equipment, and at the end we meet up with a vampire that dominates me.
I smashed all their good stuff before they finally killed ol' Bovus. I think maybe they were a little mad.
All praise Sunder!
I hook up with their characters, carefully grown and with all kinds of cool equipment, and at the end we meet up with a vampire that dominates me.
I smashed all their good stuff before they finally killed ol' Bovus. I think maybe they were a little mad.
All praise Sunder!
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Jengenritz wrote:True story: my buds in Tucson played XCrawl for quite a while. I was visiting, so they invited me to play. They were high level, so I played a minotaur fighter (Bovus Bellicus) and sunk all my cash into a +2 adamantine heavy mace I dubbed Disaster. I also had all the Sunder feats, as well as the tactical feat that lets you sunder and keep on smashing with one attack.
I hook up with their characters, carefully grown and with all kinds of cool equipment, and at the end we meet up with a vampire that dominates me.
I smashed all their good stuff before they finally killed ol' Bovus. I think maybe they were a little mad.
All praise Sunder!
Roll for initiative!!!
Here's an exchange we had a few years back:
Wizard: DUDE! Paladins are supposed to run into a fight, not away from one! What's that, the third time tonight?
Paladin: As opposed to hiding behind the rogue like you do? Pretty pitiful having to use a half-pint as cover while you lob magic missles at the darkness.
Rogue: DON'T drag me into this.
Wizard: Shut up, John.
Paladin: Yeah, shut up, John. Backstabbing b!%*$ halfling.
Wizard: DUDE! Paladins are supposed to run into a fight, not away from one! What's that, the third time tonight?
Paladin: As opposed to hiding behind the rogue like you do? Pretty pitiful having to use a half-pint as cover while you lob magic missles at the darkness.
Rogue: DON'T drag me into this.
Wizard: Shut up, John.
Paladin: Yeah, shut up, John. Backstabbing b!%*$ halfling.